Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Pandamonium

Charming Panda
 Check out this awesome Thomas Sabo Cheeky Panda Pendant. I would have one on my cellphone, and wear one at all times on my wrist. You can buy one here.  Hmm...how about making a panda pendant charm bracelet. One big happy panda family or cupboard of pandas. Yup, the collective noun for pandas is a cupboard. You've been schooled. 

Big in Japan: Panda Dog


Ever wanted a pet panda but couldn't have one for fear of bamboo costs or being mauled? Well fear no more. Introducing.... PANDA DOG. So you have two options when it comes to chosing your ideal panda dog. Option #1: You dye your pooch's fur so that it looks like a panda, as is hilariously illustrated in the above picture. Option #2: You can actually BUY a panda dog. It is a special breed of dog and you can see what it looks like here. It is only available in Japan and China though.


Sexual Harassment Panda


This has got to be one of my favourite fictional mascots of all time, the Sexual Harassment Panda. Go South Park and remember kids "Article 36, Section 19: One panda may not make sexual comments about another panda's appearance."


Bless You: The Sneezing Baby Panda
This is so cute! I love how the mom chews. It's funny everytime. 
Panda Sushi

Don't  you think pandas are so cute that you just want to eat them up? Well now you can. Nom, nom, nom.
Sad Panda = Emo Panda
Don't be a sad panda! Pandas: original emo kids.

Eats, Shoots & Leaves
A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!"

The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!"

The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree-dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."
*this joke has been cracking me up for days :)